What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:20
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Fatty liver: Symptoms and warning signs seen during the night - Times of India
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
No way
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Do you like wearing short skirts?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Then came..
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks